The five golden rings can stay; Dan's other gifts should be black
25-year old Superbalist producer, Danielle Theron, is a lipstick addict, shoe collector and is busy holding out for Matthew Gray Gubler.
And if things don't work out between the two of them then DaniHELL's quite happy to push pins into an effigy add some more cats to her litter and live her best life as a cat-lady.
Otherwise Dan's very good on social media and if you'd like to see photos of her cat, Stevie Nicks, her tattooed feet in the bath and that signature dark plum pout, on a face so gorgeous it could launch a thousand ships, then give her a follow, here.
Her Tumblr game is equally strong.
Dan wears a lot of black and may be in a coven, which makes sense because she's the most enchanting woman you could ever hope to meet and we're slightly petrified of her...
Love you Dan!
Brogues are a must. These are amazing and the perfect mix between grunge and formal. And these platform babies are all a gal could wish for and more.
Love this skirt. You literally can not go through summer without one of these, it is the shape of the season. The perfect 70's a-line suede skirt.
I can't start the day without coffee, don't even talk to me unless I've had my caffeine fix. And this mug says exactly that.
This vinyl player is such a classic. It reminds me of my younger years when I used to listen to vinyls everyday after school. Also, the red and black colour way is so slick.
Without a doubt my favourite album of all time. A timeless classic. Also, Deedee Ramone, marry me?
I'm obsessed with this suede shift dress. It is so comfortable and the suede texture makes it right on trend for the season.
These Vagabond heels? Jeez! I saw these and literal heart emojis popped into my eyes. FOR REALZ. Sooo good. Handmade and leather. Also they are mad comfy.
I've wanted these since I first saw them – they're so sassy and chic. Kat from Pichulik can do no wrong.
This bucket bag is so cute. Perfect for a night out. Love a good tassle and that's what drew me to this baby instantly.
Hats are my signature piece. I wear one almost every day. Also, not enough women wear hats. I mean, you look chic instantly, and your face will never get scorched the the sun. BONUS!
I loooove a good pair of sunglasses and can't resist a cat eye. The elegant and classic shape flatters most face shapes and these are proper 50s style.