Avocado float

You bought some avos last week, and let’s be honest – they were pretty avo. And by avo, I mean super average. With this floating companion, you can take your love for an avocado to the next level and not worry about waiting for the next solar eclipse for it to ripen. You’ll have your parents saying, “Did you just buy an inflatable avocado?” to which you’ll have to reply, “Yes.” What happens after that is beyond our control, but we’re nothing short of convinced that they’ll be jumping in the pool with you.