2015 Final position: #10
Guy wears kak-ugly jerseys, has kak hair, a kak moustache and all of these things would make him kak funny even if he wasn’t already. Schalk Bezuidenhout grew up in a very Afrikaans town next to the airport, where the word 'kak' is still routinely involved in passionate and humorous expressions. He left Kempton Park, where he attended an Afrikaans pre-primary, primary and high school, for the University of Cape Town, which helped – considering how he’d evolved from an Afrikaans conservative caterpillar into something of a drama queen butterfly. Highlights include opening for Trevor Noah, winning the SA Comic’s Choice Award and being invited to perform at the Blacks Only Comedy Show.
I make people laugh for a living.
Baby monkey riding backwards on a pig.
Is speaking to pretty girls a skill?
Scream, but then later take lots of photos.
Getting booked as Trevor Noah's opening act for his last one-man show for a while (this will be at the Teatro, Monte Casino 25 May-28 June). I am also recording my own special for Comedy Central in June.
My housemate's girlfriend shouting at me because I ate her cheese (again).