What’s better than one heart? You guessed it, A FRIKKEN’ MILLION HEARTS. In this economic climate though? No ways. Purchasing a million heart floats is just so, so fiscally irresponsible... but two? Two is ideal. Make history’s most subtle statement to your crush in this float, and drift around the pool as the message flies over their head that you’re deeply in love with them by the very fact that you’re sharing inflated hearts together.